YES, those 5 tiny figures on stage you can see are STEPS! It was a-bloody-mazing and god Claire can sing!

Then:

I went to PARIS! Did all the usual, Mona Lisa (nothing special), Eiffel Tower (gave a mention to Blackpool at the top, go North West!), Laudree (many, many macaroons were eaten), bought some Bioderma (had to be done!) and made the obligatory pilgrimage to Sephora.